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Don't be lazy, I'm not your slave! [posted by onlyHuman 119 days ago - 61 views]

It's only 9:30 am. I'm a web developer. Support chapppie is seated 2 desks away from me, but shouldn't even be bothered for something this daft.

I get a call...

caller: "Printer is broken"
me: "is it...?"
caller: "can you come and fix it please?"
me: "have you checked to see if there is paper in it?"
caller: "yes, there is"
me: "ok...I'll come have a look"

...down I go *opens printer tray*...EMPTY!

Dumb lazy f**k!

I mean really...how hard can it be to check if there is paper in a printer? Come on people, don't be complete morons...next time that happens, I shall feel obliged to take the remaining paper FROM the tray, and shove it aptly somewhere that will make you remember to check it first.

We are trying to make a multi-language, multi-threaded new website on time, including a more efficient management system, so that we can get rid of some of your useless asses and make the company run smoother, but how are we expected to do our real jobs properly, when we are constantly bombarded with stupidity?
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onlyHuman said
Oh...and not only did you just waste my time, but also about £2.43 (about US $5) of company money. This would have cost the company less than £1.20 if you had called the correct person on IT helpdesk, seated 2 desks away from me. It should be taken from your pay packet!

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