Urinating 4 dummies [posted by onlyHuman 119 days ago - 58 views]
Just gone 11am, and I'm back from my obligatory mid-morning slash.
The company where I work has approximately 50 staff, and a pretty even split of men/women. Therefore I can approximate that I share a loo with about 25 other guys (not all at the same time thankfully).
ALL of these 'gents' are apparently adults. Meaning they have all undergone 'at least' 18 years of the growing up process. Yet I am dissapointed to report that an alarming number of them have yet to master the art of holding their knobs properly. Thus managing to p*ss everywhere EXCEPT in the toilet.
I'm not going to mop up after anyone else, but I can say that having to stand at least a metre away has actually further improved my own aim.
Please go home and practice, before coming to work and making it difficult for people who want to keep their feet dry to use the loo. 2 comments | 58 views
tags: basic human rights, violation, fail, incorrect, need more practice, grow up
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onlyHuman said
...we have no handle on the door to get out, except for this small twisty lock thing...all the dirth hands!!!!aaahhhhhhggh
...we have no handle on the door to get out, except for this small twisty lock thing...all the dirth hands!!!!aaahhhhhhggh
CatalogueG said
The annoying thing is it doesn't end there... you have to sit on the can which is not hard yet people still manage to pebble dash the whole toilet and then leave the mess for another poor soul.
Have some F*CKING MANNERS PEOPLE!!! And for the love of god wash your hands.
The annoying thing is it doesn't end there... you have to sit on the can which is not hard yet people still manage to pebble dash the whole toilet and then leave the mess for another poor soul.
Have some F*CKING MANNERS PEOPLE!!! And for the love of god wash your hands.
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